10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
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honey, fucking laugh all you want.
just remember one thing... *whisper* i dont fucking care!
Nawww, poor Jacob. Team Werewolf all the way
Seth is my favorite Werewolf too ^-^
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You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend. ~Sweeney
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No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books. ~Elizabeth Browning
i liked everything on this list
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Team Switzerland ! Cause I love both of them !!
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb"
- Edward Cullen
(\_/) copy the bunny
(0.o) into you're signature,
(__) help him achieve world domination
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'Cause I am just a speck of dust inside a giants eyes, ... I am really tiny in the grand scheme of things!"
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Evil minions are the epitome of awesomeness
Twilighters! Show your loyalty!!!! ---> [link]
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