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10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen by ~nikatil:iconnikatil:

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10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
©2008-2009 ~nikatil
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Author's Comments

Emmett is pretty cool. But the guy who is playing him in the movie looks like a creepy stalker rapist, dontcha think?

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:icongoldensunset:
Mood: Dead ~GoldenSunset Jun 30, 2008, 5:29:15 AM
i like 1-3 VERY much!!!! lol. :}}}}

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honey, fucking laugh all you want.
just remember one thing... *whisper* i dont fucking care!
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~HeyYashamaru Jun 30, 2008, 6:06:38 AM
no!!! Emmett is awesome! he's not the least liked!...is he? he's ma fav!:D
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~nikatil Jun 30, 2008, 5:57:03 PM
Nah, I love him. But in our group of Twilighters, he is the one that everyone has the least fights over XD
Carlisle's my fave <3
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~brandy1200 Jun 30, 2008, 10:12:42 PM
#1 was the best!

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i love to read other peoples signature there all so funny i die laughing every time!
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~vampiresandvirgos Jun 30, 2008, 11:38:34 PM
theheheheheeheehehhee

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Evil minions are the epitome of awesomeness


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:iconheyyashamaru:
~HeyYashamaru Jul 1, 2008, 2:42:31 AM
ohhh, well does that mean i can have him? If only men like Carlisle actually existed in England...i've never seen one!:D
:icongoldensunset:
~GoldenSunset Jul 2, 2008, 5:28:47 AM
and scrawny IS currently in.
all those emo boys.....

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i"ll outrun you, fight you off, make you get the fuck AWAY FROM ME!
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~nikatil Jul 2, 2008, 6:55:50 AM
I know! I don't know what it is about them... but they're rather cute DX
I think it's all the side-fringey goodness.
:icongoldensunset:
Mood: Love ~GoldenSunset Jul 2, 2008, 7:05:15 AM
it deffinatley is.
scrawny boys - fiiiiine
brawny boys - hott

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i"ll outrun you, fight you off, make you get the fuck AWAY FROM ME!
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