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10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.

7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.

3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
I love the Twlight Series.

Any other suggestions?

I have done this type of thing for all the main characters... because I love them <3

Bella: [link]
Carlisle: [link]
Charlie: [link]
Edward: [link]
Emmett: [link]
Esme: [link]
Jacob: [link]
Jasper: [link]
Rosalie: [link]
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HihiImAlice Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016  New Deviant
I would do 8, but 7 is so crule.
TheDusty321 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2015  Student General Artist
What's funny is that #10 probably wouldn't work too well, considering Alice could very well jump over your head regardless of her height.
I problably would do number 2
But with no intencion of annoy her, I just really would do it instintively...
meeeee7078 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Student Artist
7 is cruel
DlyanBlake1666 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Alice:*thinks for a bit then holds her left arm and gives Me the guilty little girl look*

Me: Aw what!?

Alice: *continues the look*

Me: Mother of the Matriarch! *hangs upside down from a branch looking away from Alice*

Alice: *continues the look*

Me: *Attaches Facehugger to My own face in order to cover eyes*

Alice: *continues the look*

Me* *muffled from the facehugger* FINE! *gives back the purse pulls off the face hugger*

Facehugger: *Chrip, chrip, growl* (Translation is explicit)

Alice: Thank You Dylan! *struts away pleased with Her success*

Me: Guh Whatever.

Sorry if it took too long.
DlyanBlake1666 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: *sneaks up behind Alice and grabs Her purse from her and runs*

Alice: Hey! Dylan come back here!

Me: *stops* C'mon Alice! jump for it! *hold purse above head*

Alice: is this a short joke!? UGH! You Tailed... Bald... UGHARGH! *stops foot Glares at Me*

Me:* troll face* You mad?

Awesome work Nikatil!
NatsukiNekoChan Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013   Artist
Hahaha, it sounds fun, but you'd better not mess with a vampire XP
monomeggy Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013
hahaha number 3 had me laughing
ArtemistheMoonGodess Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Lol these are just too funny
kenjindomini Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
I had tried everything because of this im always one step ahead ive finally reached the top keep this between us
WoIfshead Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
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ikarishinji80 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013
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MG02 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh my gosh, number three. XD
wolfofthenightmares2 Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:iconjeffisnothappyplz::iconsaysplz:hey!That's meaner than I am to BEN about the shortness!Jeff is not happy!
X3 couldn't help myself.
Xtemporary-insanityX Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Professional Writer
Harry Potter.
Iamthehero2013 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Student General Artist
1&2 Love them!
rockgirl24 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
laughing about number 4
Perianth5 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student General Artist
rockgirl24 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
this is so freaking funny i canīt stop laughing about number 3
Darkflame728 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My favorite is number 3. :D
diamondsrock Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student Photographer
alicia0alice0cullen Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012
i love
Berries-Fields Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
She's 4'10", she's already a midget.
bella-katniss-2555 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol I love 10 and 4! you should do them for katniss, peeta, and gale from the hunger games!

I'm a clumsy brunette, so where's my vampire?

[ ]single
[ ]taken
[x]mentally dating edward cullen
Rocky-da-kitteh Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I like four and three.
BabiChuld Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Number eight made me laugh XD
YouAreLateForTea Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha, they're all great!!!
daysofeverything Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The last on is always especially mean. You're good. xD
EterGrobie Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
I don't think nr 7 and nr 3 are possible...
FrozenFeather Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD i love #2
Rainbow112 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
love the spidey sense
xXScreamingOctoberXx Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012
LOL. Awesome! xDD
ABA999 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012
its funny! she is my favourite character ... but i cant do the number 10 because iīm just 5.11 ft = 1,55...XD
Winged--Maned--Wolf Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm soo team Alice
Bimburocker Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
I love alice cullen and these are sooooo true about her hahaha love it
DarkShade34 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
I don't understand that "take her credit cards and tell her to jump for it" i'dont understand
bloggingwithmonica Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011
It's because Alice is really short in the books and in the movies.
DarkShade34 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Midnight0Wolf Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011
lolz, love these XD unfortunately I couldnt do no. 10 as I'm only an inch taller than her XD damn being a few centimeters taller than a midget! ;)
Jaymoth Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You should SO do these for harry potter!!!!!
I have some ideas for snape >:D
AzuratheSeedrain Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Send owls with letters, and when she opens the letters they will keep asking her to be Divination teacher at Hogwarts.
AndytheB-Artist Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist
Well you can get that (sort of) here. [link]
AndytheB-Artist Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011  Hobbyist
Oh, and here too. [link]
TheOtaku13 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011
Made me wish we could favorite comments xDDDDDDDD
That70sshowlova Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahahah! This was seriously funny!
archirsn Featured By Owner May 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No. #3!!! :D
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